Sharky Hat Nipple Top

So I'm done with my hat and will be wearing it tomorrow...assuming we get this snow everyone is talking about. I've heard everything from 2" - 12", so we'll see!

I made the same hat my mom whipped up last night. She said she left me the pattern when she stopped by the house today. Now, I can't tell you which is funnier...the fact that I didn't read her 'pattern' all the way through (I mean, its soooo long) or that she called this a pattern:

Its a shitty picture, so I'll type it out too since it really made me laugh.

I had enough yarn

for basic hat

I c/o 48 sts worked

garter for 6 rows

and then join in round on

4 dpn 10 1/2

Took me aobut 2 hours

Nice hat.

So here I am, knitting away, and its about 3 minutes until 10pm. Why is that important? Because 10pm is the 'cut off' to call and bug my mom before she's hit the hay. So, 9:57pm and I just finish my 6 rows of garter. I now decide to read the rest of the message, and realize, where the hell are the decreases? What the hell am I making here?! So, I bugged her 2 minutes to cut-off time and she told me what to do (that is, call your sister). Hahaha, thanks for the laugh mom!

So I call and get what I needed from Stephanie and she told me what to do to avoid the nipple top. Did I write that down? Of course not. Oh well... so I have an areola on my head, whats not normal about that?!