My "Bug-Out" Basket

Although technically not what the average bug-out bag would contain, apparently I'm prepared for any knitting emergency. This is rediculous.

This basket contains my entire stash (although I think I have some hidden in a closet upstairs), including the sixteen skeins of yarn I just happened upon while reorganizing the computer room last night. What is my problem!?

I can tell you that I do know I will be making a baby jacket with the big pink and pastel hanks, socks with the three blue stripe yarn, and that little noro sticking out will eventually be a hat. There's some of the green cardigan I made that turned out like shit. And more green from the leftover Irish Cable bag... thats some brown I bought which is super soft, but right now content on being just a ball. Then theres the cotton I made a face cloth with a while back and another one last night. Believe me, theres plenty more in there.

If you have any suggestions on what any of these balls should be when they grow up, let me know. Or if you have the number for a fiber therapist, that might help, too.